2015, audit checklist.. .. click the green download button.. .. 2015 checklist for audit of file .
http://wwwb.fileflyer.com/view/aliira5.
.. .. wtunderground!.
Good to hear, jtg, I am glad this will be sent to the ARC! - thank you.
I think others should send as well, to ensure it absolutely reaches them ? You know how the police or emergency recognizes a call as genuine when it begins receiving many reports and calls all at once...?
2015, audit checklist.. .. click the green download button.. .. 2015 checklist for audit of file .
http://wwwb.fileflyer.com/view/aliira5.
.. .. wtunderground!.
Wow, interesting, amazing.
What is this ks10 of which they speak? This sounds like an amazing document too, if it could be leaked or downloaded!!
there doing this right under my nose but i just found out.
not sure what to do but would like your help on getting me wt information on my headship role and how they shouldn't be doing this with out my permission.
also would like some help on showing my son the ramifications on what happens to someone when they get baptized and how they'll expect him to treat me.
dear mentally diseased apostates,.
we are happy to report to you that we are tired of waiting around for jehovah to do his his whole "armageddon thing" and have instead taken steps to expedite the end ourselves.
we are very confident as "guardians of the doctrine" that we can accomplish this by dismantling the wtbts and its subsidiaries which will, in turn, force god's hand and bring about the coming of jesus riding on a white horse out of the clouds with a sword - or skulls - or scales - err, whatever .
dear mentally diseased apostates,.
we are happy to report to you that we are tired of waiting around for jehovah to do his his whole "armageddon thing" and have instead taken steps to expedite the end ourselves.
we are very confident as "guardians of the doctrine" that we can accomplish this by dismantling the wtbts and its subsidiaries which will, in turn, force god's hand and bring about the coming of jesus riding on a white horse out of the clouds with a sword - or skulls - or scales - err, whatever .
Brilliant!!!!! Beautiful!!!
I love the satire - you did this perfectly. At first, I thought it was going on a bit, but it only got better and your sharpness, wit and biting sarcasm are wonderful!!!
You, sir (ma'am?), are clever and an awesome writer. :D
You have an insightful and groovy way of using sarcasm and succinctness to capture reality. May I share this? And credit you as Coded Logic..? I absolutely love this.
i've noticed there seems to be a higher percentage of born-ins here....who are the converted jws?.
does anyone care to share how they got converted?.
I was around 20 when I was converted, as you say. Was coming out of a terrible series of traumas and bad shit. I too was brought up in a religious home but did not like our church. Enter JWs.... so shiny and clean and happy. Or so I thought. I got snared very fast and had no idea it would take close to 30 years to get out. I came to believe it all totally.
just returned from a funeral service for the (non-jw) husband of a jw in a funeral home.
it was rather crowded.
no jw discourse.
anyone else tired of this wt cliche?.
"a certain young man named eutychus sat in the window, weighed down with deep sleep.
as paul spoke still longer, being weighed down by his sleep, he fell down from the third story and was taken up dead".
anyone else tired of this wt cliche?.
"a certain young man named eutychus sat in the window, weighed down with deep sleep.
as paul spoke still longer, being weighed down by his sleep, he fell down from the third story and was taken up dead".
That quote from Ezekiel... about donkeys and horses... was assigned as a bible reading to our little 8-year old son. I objected (in great fear & trepidation I might add, as I still believed we should not question the elders) and they reassigned the talk, telling us it was an oversight.
But we all still got to hear it being read, children and all, at your friendly neighbourhood (totally clueless about children) Kingdom Hall.
don't you think with all the talk about apostate sites, this is having a reverse.
effect for the rf.
if i was a jw today i would wonder what are all the lies these people are saying.. and i would try defending their truth on these sites, but in each case those that come here.
Yes, something like Jehovah saying: "Don't eat the fruit of that tree!!! Have this one and that one, but NOT THAT ONE!! Look at this pretty one and that delicious one, but stay away from that one! That one is very special and important, so whatever you do, stay away from it. Don't even think about it. Okay? Now, what did I just say? Rmember these words. Stay away from the fruit of that tree. It is very very vital that you do that. See it over there? Do you know which one I'm talking about? Yes, that one which looks so incredible and enticing. That's the one which will open your eyes. But stay away from it!!"
